Alien Invasion FAQ

Why have we invaded your planet?

Reasons for the Invasion

We have invaded your planet because:

• We were bored.
• We wanted to see how many times you'd try to make us a pizza.
• We heard the local tap water is better here.
• We needed a place to practice our intergalactic real estate skills.

Q: What do you want from us?

A: We want your snacks. We've been eating the same old asteroid fuel for years.

Q: Will we be able to communicate with you?

A: Only if you're fluent in Galactic Standard. Otherwise, you're on your own.

Q: Can we fight back?

A: Please, try. We'll just laugh at your puny human attempts.

Visit our Tech Support page for more information.

Or, if you're feeling brave, try our Invasion Tactics page for some helpful tips.